How boring is Nissan?

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
11/10/2019 at 16:39 • Filed to: Why's he looking at Nissans anyway?

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This is the front page of the Nissan website. No Qashqai, GT-R, Kicks, colour, nadda. Nissan: the world’s most boring brand.


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > CB
11/10/2019 at 16:55

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who cares?

they didnt make the idx....fuck em


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > CB
11/10/2019 at 16:55

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Nissan Rogue: it’s a car, its cheap, and we’ll finance you!


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > CB
11/10/2019 at 17:38

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But it’s a special edition! It’s got a unique looking paintjob! Just look at that wheels, so e xciting!

Just the name alone should be sufficient. Rogue :

ROGUE noun

\ rg \

Definition of rogue (Entry 1 of 4)

1: VAGRANT, TRAMP

2: a dishonest or worthless person : SCOUNDREL

3: a mischievous person : SCAMP

4: a horse inclined to shirk or misbehave

5: an individual exhibiting a chance and usually inferior biological variation

Fits the car, right? How can it be boring?


Kinja'd!!! fintail > CB
11/10/2019 at 17:51

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One of an entire category of cars to which I give a wide berth on the road.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > CB
11/10/2019 at 18:29

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Nissan Oz has a full page autoplay video of the Leaf. And most of the static car images are shown in Datsun colours (blue or red).


Kinja'd!!! JasonStern911 > CB
11/10/2019 at 18:56

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How is “More Standard” more boring?


Kinja'd!!! CB > JasonStern911
11/10/2019 at 19:03

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I’m not saying it’s bad, just... bland. A black car on a black background with white font, advertising the SE model of a CUV/SUV. That’s the image they advertise when people look up their website?


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > CB
11/10/2019 at 20:44

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They are so bad. The X-Trail that I rented recently was one of the worst cars I’ve ever driven. It was old feeling, slow, and it was wearing technology without having actually integrated it. Plus the electronic safety systems were dangerously bad. 


Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > CB
11/10/2019 at 21:00

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I know someone who just intentionally bought a Rogue. He’s 22 or 23, he had a Sentra, then a ZJ Cherokee, and he just bought a Rogue. He works at a Nissan dealer, so he better have got it super cheap. But still, why. 


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/11/2019 at 02:37

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correct answer